“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.”

-JACK HANDEY

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died from tuberculosis.”

-JACK HANDEY

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.”

-JACK HANDEY